amazingphil:

CONGRATULIONS ON TWO MILLION SUBSCRIBERS, AMAZINGPHIL!You deserve each on of us and don't forget to be happy!

THANK YOUU!!!!

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  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me: 
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
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adoremikey:

adoremikey:

luke is that friend that every time you look at them for longer than 2 seconds they make the stupidest goddamn face 

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A GUIDE TO JAY MCGUINESS

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isleswoman:

makes even more sense side by side 

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DERP CON !! x

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michaelgclifford:

@Luke5SOS: Another hotel room 👀✌

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niallhoran Got the best surprise before I went on stage in st.louis ! @leinsterrugby sent me the new leinster home jersey with personalised with my name stitched onto it ! Coolest thing ever ! Thank you soo much , can’t wait to wear it at a game this season! #CMONYOUBOYSINBLUE !

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drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT


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  • me: makes a mistake
  • me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
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lame-waves:

i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows 


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